Hello FRIENDS and ENEMIES and WORM FOOD. Hahahaha, I'm kidding. Everyone is
a friend eventually. Even the ones fed to worms.
My name is Kristen Fletcher. I was raised in a barn in rural Ohio, and
growing up in such conditions taught me a lot about the universe before I
even knew how to read! I began the practive of Innate Transcedental Harmonic
Physibiotential Reflexation Meditation when I was just three years old, and
from a young age it put me in touch with the universe. I learned how to
listen very closesly. So closely, I could even hear the burrowing of worms
beneath my feet! It was a wonderful thing.
Eventually, I turned my big ol' ears outwards to more spiritual matters. I
listened to the background radiation of the cosmos and heard a very clear
voice! I know what you're thinking, but no. It wasn't God. It was [ERROR].
It was the [ERROR] eating away at [ERROR]. It was through It that I first
learned of the universal truth of Unity. Through my meditation my brain
expanded at a rapid pace, and gave me access to many new truths and
technologies. It happened so quickly it almost drove me mad! But my new
friend was there to guide me. I knew It wouldn't let me be harmed. It had
plans for me, and soon we had plans together!
Unicorp is here for us all, friends. It is more than a private company. It's
a betterment of humanity. It's a subversion of the ruinous world powers. It
is harmony. Thank you for joining me.